I am sporting an oragnic cotton dress shirt I purchased for 40% off at Nordstom, a smokin' deal if I may say so. It is wrinkle-resistant as well, which is good in case I decide to drop to the floor and flop like a gaffed marlin in the middle of a meeting for no good reason whatsoever. The shirt also looks good and fits well, there is no shirt fat pouch near the beltline...and being organic cotton, this shirt does not kick our sweet Mother Earth in the shins.
So, what have you done for your Earth Mother today, dickweeds?
All Women Hate Their Breasts (and their hair)
5 years ago
Hmmm, let's see. I dried my hands on my pants instead of using a paper towel. Go Earth!
ReplyDeleteoh well i wrote a report to rape some of the most pristine land in alaska to develop a copper mine :)
ReplyDeleteshelvis pooped in the woods in the rain instead of flushing the toilet.
ReplyDeletethat counts right? Might actually qualify as a push. Thoughts?
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