Extra Value Mishap

I had a really stupid lunch yesterday. I forgot all my cash at my desk and had to scrounge around the rolling landfill I call a car for enough change to order off of the Jack In The Box dollar menu. I love the two JITB tacos for 99 cents, but then I'm usually drunk off my ever lovin' arse when I normally eat them. I can't remember the last time I ate a JITB taco sober, let alone during daylight hours. Some things are definitely better drunk...like JITB tacos, church, and trips to Costco.