Tim Tebow and Taylor Swift supposedly went out on a date recently, and I think that is just swell. Tebow and Swift would make the perfect couple…he's the All-American jock and she's the All-American Tween Queen. Who better for her to date than a very good looking virginal QB that can't make the most rudimentary of throws required of an NFL QB? They make the perfect couple – he's the NFLs most popular QB, even though he can't really play the position all that well…and she's the most beloved country, um, artist in the world even though she can't sing. It makes perfect sense. I can just picture their wedding day now…both dressed in white and Tebow riding up to the alter on a sparkly candy crapping unicorn conjured from the inner depths of Taylor Swift's wedding day dreams of Skittles rainbows and cotton candy clouds. I'm sure they will be very happy together…
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