Monday, December 28, 2009

Sack Hasselbeck..And Mora Too!

It sadly has come to this: Matt Hasselbeck needs to go, either cut or traded. He needs new scenery, we need to thank him for the nice run that saw Seattle reach a Super Bowl and let him go. The Matt Hasselbeck era is over.

There are still Matt Hasselbeck believers out there that strongly feel all of Matt's troubles this season can be pinned on a sub-par offensive line. There is some truth to that as the O-Line has once again been riddled with injuries. However, the woes of the O-Line don't account for Hasselbeck's poor decision making, the lack of zip on his passes (every pass seems to float forever...I think Chad Pennington, the ultimate noodle armed QB, throws harder than Hasselbeck these days and he's coming off of shoulder surgery), and his inability to rally the offense. Hasselbeck has not only digressed as a passer in the physical sense, but also as a leader. He has no command of the offense mentally or physically and needs a fresh start where he can end his career with some dignity.

If Hasselbeck ribs/back/shoulder are injured, I wish he'd be upfront about it as he isn't doing the Seahawks, the fans, or himself any favors. If injury is why he can't break a pane of glass with his passes these days, he needs to say so. The season is lost so no one will be upset if he shuts it down. Injuries are part of the game. Yes, there is a macho 'play when hurt' expectation to prove your toughness in the NFL, but if injuries are preventing a player from performing at even a journeyman level then that player needs to sit. Otherwise, Hasselbeck is hurting the team and himself by continuing to play.

The Seahawks next GM needs to evaluate the Hasselbeck situation, maybe look into trading him for a 3rd or 4th round pick (the Vikings are reportedly interested). The next GM needs to also evaluate Jim Mora Jr as head coach because this Seahawks team has quit on him.

All you Jim Mora Jr fanboys need to realize something - Mora is an abysmal head coach. Sure, he may be a great guy, but as a coach he his a disaster. The Seahawks defense barely goes through the motions while on the field and looks disinterested and unprepared. That is a reflection on coaching. Mora has lost the team and he too needs to be shown the door...and he can take TJ Houshmanzadeh with him.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Happy Friday!!!!

Ah, nothing like working for a company that, for the third year in a row, has deferred any and all salary increases. Not only that, the company will not make any 401k contributions either....

Goal for 2010 - new job and new career.....and dropping 35 pounds.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

The Weather Outside Is Frightful

I'll take clear skies and bone marrow cracking cold over this crap ass overcast/rain/drizzle we've been cursed with since the cold snap...snapped. Cold = Christmas in my book, mild and rainy = Late Jan/Early Feb borderline suicidal doldrums...

Given the above, I am not in the Christmas spirit at the moment. All of it rings hollow. I'm hoping to snap out of it because I am someone that usually really, really loves the Christmas season. Maybe when I wrap gifts and get them under the tree I'll feel better...

The girls, on the other hand, are all over Christmas, especially Maddy. She's made and mailed her list, made amendments and sent those...we'll go to NorthPole.com tonight to send off the last revision. Jossy is excited as well, and I can't imagine Christmas without kids...what did I do before them? Oh yeah, got loaded and acted up...a lot....

Maddy uttered some of the saddest words to ever hit my ears last night...The Winnie The Pooh Christmas special was on and I asked her if she was going to sit and watch it with me, Jossy, and Katelyn...and she replied, 'Papa, Winnie The Pooh is too babyish for me' - I almost began to sob uncontrollably because last Christmas we must have watched that 10 different times if we watched it once...time is something that most definitely seems to be accelerated when you have children....

Monday, December 14, 2009

First Time For Everything

I'll be 40 in January, and in nearly 40 years of life I had never ever tasted egg nog. There was absolutely nothing about egg nog that sounded appetizing...raw eggs, sugar and milk whipped into a frothy drink and spiked with brandy? Yeah, no thanks...

Well, today I relented and finally tasted egg nog, albeit egg nog in an egg nog latte...and it was very okay. A little too sweet for my liking, but the nutmeg added a nice spicy little kick to it. The price was steep, and I felt like pulling a Vincent Vega after ordering a $5.00 milk shake...no, not entering a twist competition, but asking if they put any bourbon in the damn thing. They don't, but it would have cooler if they did.....

So, egg nog is okay, I won't be seeking it out or anything during the remaining holiday season, but if offered I'll partake...as long as bourbon is involved.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Eastbound And Down

My apologies for the lack of new posts, but I was experiencing internet issues...and by issues I mean I had no connectivity. Apparently, the modem Comcast provided me decided to stop working during the early afternoon and into the evening. Internet connectivity would reestablish itself after 10pm, but I'll be honest here...I'm normally fast asleep by 10pm because I am up at 5:15am every morning (I sleep in until 6:30 on weekends).

Anyhoo, I needed a new modem, which begat drama with my mama. After nearly a week of spotty internet connectivty, I finally contacted Comcast to dispatch a tech. An appointment was scheduled for the next day, which happened to be the day my mom watches the girls. Since I am a working man and am saving my PTO for the week of Christmas, I didn't want to take the afternoon off. So, I asked the Customer Service Rep to have the tech call me at work before arriving at my house. The reason for this was simple - I needed to be able to alert my mom that the tech was on the way if it coincided with the time she picks my oldest daughter up from school. We would then ask our neighbor, who was on standby if the tech would arrive at that time, to escort my 6 year old home from class...but the neighbor needed to know by 3:00pm as she had an appointment..she would be late for her appt if we needed her, but if not she was going to leave on time.

Of course, 3:00pm arrives, the neighbor takes off, and my mom prepares to pick up Maddy from school. As she was loading up the car with my 3 year old and 18 month old girls AND my sister's 3 year old boys (they are visiting from Alaska), a Comcast truck pulls up. My mom told the tech the situation and asked if she could wait a few minutes (picking up Maddy takes 10 minutes tops since the school is so close, but no way am I letting my 6 year old walk home unescorted) while she picked up Maddy and was told, 'Absolutely not, I don't get paid to wait.' Yes, well.

The night before I had prepared a document detailing the nature of the outage, the times it seemed to occur, that only internet service was impacted, if diagnostics could be run from the street drop to the house, etc. Again my mom asked if the tech could review what I wrote and troubleshoot from the outside while she drove to get my daughter. She was met with another, 'No, you have to reschedule.' as the tech walked back to her truck. As a last resort, my mom asked if the tech could at least call me, and the tech refused, but she must have felt somewhat guilty as my mom was coralling 4 kids into her SUV because she asked where the modem was. The tech ran into the office, saw the modem was working, and told my mom I'd have to call back if it was an issue later that night, and took off.

Now, what's missing from the above, besides the pre-arrival phone call from the tech, was the fact that the tech was beyond rude to my mom. Being short with someone is one thing, and I can sort of understand the tech's position. What the technician didn't need to do was act in an aggressive manner. My mom is a tough customer, I've witnessed her stare down overzealous Mexican federal police angling for bribes on trips to Mexico. It takes a lot to get under her skin, but when she called me near tears to tell me what happened...well, let's just say Comcast Customer Service is lucky I was heading to a meeting...otherwise I would have torn into the first person that picked up at their 800 number.

When I got home that evening we of course had no internet connectivity. Now, The Better Half's new job requires her being on call at night, and that requires an internet connection, so this is more than just not being able to jump on Facebook and WoW. She works for law enforcement and if their laptops are down while out in the field, they need to be able to contact their techs to assist them. It's kind of important that we have connectivity.

I called Comcast, didn't go into Hulk mode, and spoke with a nice rep named Bob. This rep scheduled another tech and placed in the work order that I needed to be called before arrival because the appointment was scheduled at the same time Maddy needed to be taken to school. I was going to leave instructions with our nanny concerning our internet problems, but at the last moment decided to wait for the tech myself (taking the time off without pay so I can take Christmas Eve off). This time everything went smooth as silk...tech called ahead, he eliminated potential reasons for the connectivity issues one by one, and at the end of it all determined that it was just the modem causing so much grief. He replaced the modem and we haven't had an issue since.

Now, this is NOT a rant against Comcast. They have been nothing but good to me over the last 15 months. This modem issue was the first time we have dealt with an extended outage in that time frame. However, I am thinking that the first tech they dispatched was one of those bastard contractor mercenaries from Prince Telecom, and in my experience, nothing ever goes right the first time with them. They get paid by the job, so they are always in a hurry and wanting to move on and usually leave a mess of cable behind and issues to be resolved later. If it wasn't a Prince Telecom contractor, then here's hoping I never run into that 1st tech...you don't show up at my house and behave rudely to my mom....that's unacceptable even if company policy is that you can't wait. Be nice. That's all she had to do...well, that and make a FARGIN PHONE CALL before showing up as requested. All of this would have been avoided with one phone call....

Monday, December 7, 2009

Conspiracy Theories About WAMU Gain Steam

Puget Sound Business Journal has done a fantastic job of digging into the mystery shrouding WAMU's sale to JPMorgan Chase. It seems the Obama administration is picking up where the Bush administration left on when it comes to transparency concerning the WAMU failure in that they are stonewalling. Any information released to the Puget Sound Business Journal by the FDIC under the Freedom of Information act, such as emails, have the text entirely blacked out.

Read the whole thing here at Portfolio.com, PSBJ's sister site.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Eau De Doofus

Now YOU too can smell like a mouth-breathing dork! With ruddy top notes of pepperoni pizza Hot Pockets and homemade nachos, a touch of the sweet dankness of mom's unfinished basement, and a spicy kick of DefCon 3 BO, sporting this cologne will definitely have the ladies checking you out at that next Warhammer 40,0000 tournament!

Tiberius, it brings out the ham-fisted ground beef gorged dork in you!