Thursday, December 3, 2009

Eau De Doofus

Now YOU too can smell like a mouth-breathing dork! With ruddy top notes of pepperoni pizza Hot Pockets and homemade nachos, a touch of the sweet dankness of mom's unfinished basement, and a spicy kick of DefCon 3 BO, sporting this cologne will definitely have the ladies checking you out at that next Warhammer 40,0000 tournament!

Tiberius, it brings out the ham-fisted ground beef gorged dork in you!


  1. Ruh roh. Better hope that MisterSleestak doesn't see this. She may put it on my Christmas list. She is a big fan of Cap'n James TIBERIUS Kirk, after all.


  2. How did Mr. Sleestack feel about Chris Pine's take on Jimmy T. Kirk in the new J.J. Abrams helmed 'Star Trek'? I have a review of that DVD/film kicking around, so I'll reveal my take then...