Now YOU too can smell like a mouth-breathing dork! With ruddy top notes of pepperoni pizza Hot Pockets and homemade nachos, a touch of the sweet dankness of mom's unfinished basement, and a spicy kick of DefCon 3 BO, sporting this cologne will definitely have the ladies checking you out at that next Warhammer 40,0000 tournament!
Tiberius, it brings out the ham-fisted ground beef gorged dork in you!
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